The stark truth is that most people have never read the entire Bible, let alone most of it. Yet millions still believe the Sharia Laws of a Bronze Age deity, which they don't fully grasp, should dominate a civilization that has embraced reason and spiritual individuality. Devoid of mythical allegory, historical context and critical reasoning, The Bible is a tool for both societal and personal oppression. A new book not only takes us on a satirical, comprehensive journey of the entire Canon, it exposes the poisonous impact on those who choose the path of Literalism. Beyond an entertaining safari of an ancient people and their challenges, it's a sober warning to the growing threat of fundamentalism in our times. We also deal with Bible absurdities, Apologetics, and the modern Freethinking movement. And whether the Atheist movement will have better luck than the Gnostics did 2000 years ago...even as it realizes, whether He exists or not, that the Demiurge is as dangerous as ever. Astral Guest-- CJ Werleman, author of 'God Hates You. Hate Him Back'. --An edgy romp through Bible absurdities, atrocities and questionable theologies, many that will surprise and shock you and maybe delight your sinful minds. --The alarming evidence and studies revealing most Christians know very little about their own religion, and the warped way they view it regardless. --Why the Bible actually portrays Satan as the protagonist. --A view of the rapidly growing Freethought movement, including its perils and why it should remain as aggressive as it is. --Understanding the real peril of censorship and Islamic Fundamentalism. --Why, under a microscope, the Canonical Jesus is actually far from a role-model or wise teacher. --A brief history of Christianity’s rise, including the reality it was never a major religion in the Roman Empire. --Why some of the craziest Bible characters are actually the most heroic and holy. And much more!!!